#TheMightyDead
Had Charles Dickens been
Alive today, he’d have made
A great YouTuber.
Jane Austen, had she
Ever seen a keyboard, would
Be Queen of Twitter.
George Herbert would make
Instagram poetry, with
#aesthetic.
Blake and Milton would
Sustain an awkward bromance
Through tender Snapchats.
A network of wit
And brilliance obscured by
Shakespeare’s shitposting.